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Oh Yahtzee, you should be doing Diablo Immortal. It’s a bit boring and the camera zooms in too close, and it’s also the most insidious work of evil ever squeezed out of BeelzeBlizzard’s black thorny anus. Sounds like you already know what you’re thinking, viewers. Why waste myself all week to reformulate the established general opinion through a lens of dick jokes and gradually change the title to something irreverent. You know what, let’s just list all the things I would have called it by now: Diablo Immortal, Diablo Immoral, Diablo Impoverishing, Diablo Income Statement, Diablo In A Gadda Da Vida Baby. Now let’s move on and try to spread a little much needed positivity instead. And you know what makes me feel positive: new indie games that I had never heard of, but that I do like. The Escapist has a common list of games to review that I always try to steal the juiciest carrots before the 3MR guys get sober on Monday mornings, and Neon White caught my eye when it described itself as a first person speedrunning shooter. And I have a growing interest in speedrunners, mainly because I feel like someone needs to keep an eye on these people before there’s an unexpected shortage of Mountain Dew and they burn down all our cities.